Seven Skills on a Sperm Donor’s work resume
Hey, sperm donors… just because you’re too embarrassed to tell anyone about the multiple times you jizzed in a cup for ‘science,’ doesn’t mean you’re unable to share these hard-earned skills on your work resume. Here are a few (fun) suggestions:
1.) Dedicated to any task at hand
2.) Leverage best assets for ideal outcome
3.) Goal-oriented when utilizing my marketing tool
4.) Highly motivated to finish quickly when given the proper materials
5.) Handle jerks in the office delicately
6.) Full of spunk
7.) Might recognize me for my seminal work
